In Hyderabad a party was hosted by our favourite Gosh wale Pasha Bhai:

Pasha Bhai observed that no.of people attended exceeded much beyond the no.of people invited.

He went on to the dais and announced " Those who are from Dulhey Waley's side please come to the right side" . Some 20-25 people went that side.

And then he announced "those who are from dulhan wali side please come to the left side". Some 30-35 people went that side.

Now Pasha Bhai took out his heavy belt in his hand and started beating people on both the sides.

People on both the sides shouted in pain,  "why are you beating us. This is insulting."

Then Pasha Bhai said "this is Saleem Bhai's retirement party".

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Chanakya writes
"If you want to be
Happy with your husband,
Love him Less &
Understand him more !
If you want to be
Happy with your wife,
Love her More &
NEVER try to Understand her !"

*Dedicated to All married couple*😎

A woman went shopping, At cash counter she opened her purse to pay. The cashier noticed a TV remote in her purse. He cud'nt control his curiosity n asked "Do u always carry ur TV remote with u?" She replied " No, not always, but my husband refused to accompany me for shopping today.. ..............
Moral : Accompany ur wife....

The story continues.......

The shopkeeper laughs and takes back all the items that lady had purchased.
Shocked at this act, she asks the shopkeeper what is he doing. He said your husband has blocked your credit card..........
MORAL : Respect the hobbies of your husband.

Story continues........

Wife took out his husbands credit card from purse and swiped. Unfortunately he didn't block his own card.
Moral: Dont underestimate the power of a WIFE.
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Still continues..........

After swiping, the machine indicated 'ENTER OTP SENT TO YOUR MOBILE'.
Moral: When Man tends to lose, machine is smart enough to save him!
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Still continues...........

When she turned back with depression, her mobile ringed showing forwarded SMS "your OTP is......" Finally she bought her items & returned back happily
Moral: what are you thinking about Men! He always sacrifices himself for his wife
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